1) So because Jay Leno is a douche, I've never watched a single episode of his show, and thus would never have known about this had I not seen the clip on Defamer. I was outraged, but, as I do with so many of the things which outrage me, I let the business of everyday life distract me from it. Evidently, though, Leno has a history of cracking homophobic jokes, and, unlike me, Jeff Whitty and Melissa McEwan decided to do something with their outrage over this latest Leno offense. The result? My Gayest Look. Since Ryan Phillipe was unwilling to show Jay his, the rest of us have been invited to show Jay ours, and I am delighted to have had my contribution posted. Send in your gayest look too, and while you're at it, contact NBC to tell them how you feel about Leno being a homophobic asshole.
2) Parents choose prayer over medical treatment for their diabetic daughter. She dies.
3) Teenaged girl thinks her boobs are too small. She gets plastic surgery. She dies.
4) Bush starts a war based on lies. 4000 American soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqis die.
5) Okay, I can't just leave you like that. Here, this will make you feel better. If that doesn't work, go listen to the sticky sweet handful of ear candy I have waiting for you here. That ought to do it.
3/28/08
friday fuck you
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i knew i could count on you for a gayest look.
that's been floating around these parts (since i have quite a few gay friends in entertainment) since about 2 seconds after leno said it.
Holy shit, Leno sucks! Do you know his reruns beat Letterman's new shows in the ratings? That physically sickens me!
The first four subjects were provocative enough to momentarily take my attention away from your boobs. And that ain't easy, honey.
Wow, so much going on in this blog. I never disliked Leno nor did I ever pay attention to him enough to actually like/dislike him. But what he did is completely inappropriate. It makes no sense to me to make fun of people when you are in the public eye... when you are going to get shit for it! That alone shows you're a big ol' douche. I enjoyed Jeff's letter to Leno. It is so true and so sad. I'm glad people like Jeff are taking a stand and fighting back.
Love the tits picture. That IS very hot. :)
And I think I have found this coming week's WTF?!? Wednesday. The article about the young girl dying from plastic surgery is absolutely maddening. I hate to say she looks "typical" but really, with all of the "typical" looking girls out there trying to look like they just walked off of the set of "The Hills" what do you expect? All of these young women have this pressure too look a certain way and they are dying. Not only from surgery but from diet drugs or an eating disorder. And if they are not dying, they are pretty fucking miserable.
Sorry for the long comment. I just had a lot to say today!
One more thing... sorry....
I was just telling my sister about the story regarding the girl dying during surgery and she told me of this sickening website called "myfreeimplants.com" that is all the rage right now. That is going in Wednesday's blog too that is for sure.
Nice set of songs you got there, baby! Tits' Hits! Tits' Pix! We are so undeserving, yet so grateful.
That pic would make a great Christmas card.
Dane Cook = lowest common denominator ages 18-34.
Jay Leno = lowest common denominator ages 55+.
Dead kids = too sad to talk about right now.
with both hands providing ... um, cover ... who took that pic??
also, i've noticed that the bad news seems to be most prominent of late, so let me offer a link to some potential good news, of the bacon variety - How To Make Bacon Vodka:
http://tinyurl.com/ywfybn
Jay Leno sucks. No wonder I never watch him. I stopped watching the Tonight show when they hired the peabrained idiot. He's not funny and he never had any class.
Thanks for the tip on the website. I'll send one in too.
You can't expect me to comprehend anything with your bewbies up...
p.s. jay leno is a douche.
Kendra - I aim to please, baby.
Todd - I have such a hard time understanding how anyone could ever prefer Leno to Letterman. It is such a sad commentary on the intelligence of this country. Also, my boobs aren't going anywhere, so please, by all means, get distracted by the other subjects. They're more important than whatever titillation might be derived from my rack.
Naynay - Never apologize for long comments full of good content. As for that website, I blogged about that a while ago. So. Gross.
Sardonic - Aw, baby. You deserve the best. I can only hope to rise to meet your expectations.
Tommy - Oh, yeah. The in-laws would love that. ;)
Übie - The Dane Cook analogy is a good one. Those two should go on a "Douchebags of Comedy" tour after Leno's contract runs out next year.
Joe - I'm sure you could think of plenty, much more interesting scenarios, but the honest answer is: camera timer. As for the bacon vodka, I've already got some brewing for this year's bacon party. Check back in with me in about three weeks and I'll give you a taste.
Libby - I can't wait to see your submission!
Jiggs - ::smooch::
Why was I not surprised that the teenage girl who died from breast augmentation surgery was from Florida.
Social Workers Rock.
You have really big boobs. They are amazing.
Teenager dying from boob job=I know I should feel sad, but I don't.
Re: the boob job, please note that the girl was having corrective surgery to balance out asymmetrical breasts, NOT just having big stripper juggs put in. BIG difference, to the extent that a well-written letter to your insurance company will goad them into covering it, since it's not just cosmetic surgery any more than a breast reduction is purely cosmetic.
Would anyone feel sorrier about this if the girl was having one breast reduced to correct the asymmetry, or is breast augmentation never OK? What about reconstruction after mastectomy?
I'm just saying, there's a lot of gray area here, and I was saddened by the story when it came out, and saddened even more by comments like fritz's.
Now stepping down from soapbox. Happy Mother's Day back atcha, Tits! :)
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