1) tits saggy OR floppy OR sagging OR flopping OR hanging
2) maggie simpson's tits
3) tit tits
4) fucking a zombie with tits
5) the ten thousand dollar challenge fuck horse
6) penis sock
7) do tits hurt just like my balls
8) betty white's naked pussy
9) pimp ass salad
10) suck my big fat mommy
11) masturbate microwaving it warm
12) SHINY BANANA TITS
2/25/08
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I did search terms today too!!!
also, seriously, do tits hurt like my balls? because my ballz hurt so bad!
I swear there was another post here yesterday. Either that or I was drinking too much again.
No, tits do not hurt just like your balls. In fact, nothing hurts like your balls.
oooh girl, I feel you. What the HELL, people.
"the ten thousand dollar challenge fuck horse"?
Awesome.
Kisses,
DJDri
I am going to learn to knit so that I can make item #6 for my favorite penis.
I know she's just a cartoon character, but whoever searched for Maggie Simpson's tits should be thrown in jail.
I feel the same way about the person who searched for Betty White's naked pussy.
enjoyed your blog
$10,000 really isn't that much money and certainly not enough to motivate me to have sex with My Friend Fucka.
I don't know what's worse; fucking a zombie with tits or Betty White's naked pussy? I;m going to go with Betty White for $1000, Alex. (shudder)
A sock or rubbing it rapidly up and down usually keeps it warm.
I got "withered old cock pumps fake tits," but I already mentioned that on Jiggs.
Jiggs - I think your balls need a kiss to make them all better.
Kat - I blame the drink.
Willie - Hi sweetie! I have no balls. I'll take your word for it.
SJ - It just never ceases to amaze me.
DJ Dri - I know, right?!
Spinnerina - That's one lucky peen!
Todd - I get searches way more upsetting than that one. I keep feeling like I should note their IP addresses and send 'em to the feds or something.
Scarlet - Now that one, I have to say, delights me.
Kurt - Why, thank you. I aim to please.
Nick - Please. As if you've never fucked a horse for free before.
Naynay - I dunno. I reckon I'd be pleased with either one. I'm just sick like that.
Jamwall - I'll make a note of it.
Übie - Thanks for spreading the love, baby.
I got a buddy who travels around to music festivals selling cocksocks.. he models them and does quite well
The problem with my current medical state: I chuckled with each search and farted with each chuckle. Loudly. And my in-laws are visiting.
This is by far my favorite type of list to read.
Geezus, now we know where all the perverts congregate.
Wait...how did I get here?!
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