1) Sperm on demand. No, it's not a new Comcast service - it's radio-controlled sperm!
"It will be like turning a TV on and off with a remote control, except that the remote will probably be locked away in your local doctor's office to safeguard against accidental pregnancy or potential misuse of the device."
2) Smurf porn. If anything has ever been as good as this, I demand proof. Seriously, it's the smurfiest thing I've ever smurfed.
3) Scrabble pervs. Subtext: buttsex.
4) My favorite artist Daniel Edwards is at it again. The "O" earrings are the real kicker.
5) Brattleboro, VT rulz. And not just because of their balls, but because of their tolerance for public nudity, and the fact that it's the place of my birth. Unfortunately, they are now being inundated with crazy right-wing harassment. Do me a favor, huh? Send 'em some love. Let them know that some of us appreciate their verbal spanking of the president.
Mmm...spanking.
12 comments:
It looks like those testes are sporting mullets.
Thinking back about math teachers I had growing up and wondering if they have blogs like yours.
Either word verifications have gotten easier or my disability has miraculously disappeared!
Oh shit, that's the first one I've gotten wrong in a long time. Jinxed myself!!
smurf porn. Ummm. no.
But the Oprah statue is killer. I especially like the comment that James Frey is locked inside. That whole episode was embarrassing to watch.
Mmmmmm...smurfy...
[the whistling almost made me fall out of my chair]
Sysm - Better than mullets sporting testes, no?
Kate - Nerds are mad pervs, yo. It wouldn't surprise me one bit.
Kat - Free your mind, baby. Smurf is the new porn.
Dr. S - I knew you'd like it, you sick freak.
Cartoons and porn= my problem with musicals.
Somehow that ads up. In my mind anyhow...
I like my porn a little bluer and with more whistling.
She sucked the blue right off of his smurf.
sometimes I really wish I spoke spanish.
Kat - Your mind is mad freaky. I like that.
Jamwall - I would have thought you liked your porn bluer and with more mayonnaise.
Nick - I just hope they used edible body paint on his smurf.
Knitty - Luckily, the language of smurf is universal.
I always had a thing for papa smurf.
of course ... i never really thought that he might have a thing.
Imagine sperm on demand, but instead of coming out of the peen, it came out of the mouth... wouldn't that be weird?!?!?! I'm freaking myself out by the idea.
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