There. That's better. I was getting really sick of staring at my tits. This guy makes me so happy, sitting there all fat and naked with his plant. For more fabulous art like this, go here. I'm also especially fond of this one and this one (both of which, incidentally, are available for sale here, should you be feeling generous and/or inclined to delight me with gifts).
Okay, I've been gone a while, and I should probably say something about how happy I am about Iowa and how sad I am about Britney, but I'm tired and I've got sex on the brain (I know, big surprise). So, here's a quick and dirty little roundup for you. For a change of pace, the links are actually safe for work. Well, the last one's a little dirty. Anyway, here goes:
1) Jizz will own you. For ten days, anyway.
2) Best. Headline. Ever. But why, exactly, did he want the dog in there?
3) Makeovers for nookie. Man, I am so easy. You only have to pick my nits for a few minutes before I'll put out.
4) Deaf porn. Honestly, I don't have anything snarky to say about this. I think it's completely awesome.
5) Onanism Cups. You seriously owe it to yourself to spend a little time at this site. The diagrams and descriptions are both hilarious and horrifying and I totally wish I had a cock so I could experience the grainy ripples and the warty zone for myself.
1/4/08
friday bouillabaisse, served fast and hot
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Will every post this month be graced with a photo from your New Year's Eve festivities? Let's hope so.
Baby, if I'd been partying with that guy, you'd have gotten full frontal.
Ya just don't hear much about deaf porn .... heh
I know who that guy behind the potted plant is.
I got my nits picked over Christmas vacation quite a few times, and let me tell you, I am the happist monkey in the jungle.
I dunno. I think "Deaf Porn Gives Viewers an Eye-Opener" is right up there with "Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower".
The guy behind the plant is clearly the PC dude from the Mac commercials.
Well, I wasn't tired of staring at your tits, but I enjoyed this post nonetheless.
Hey thanks for honoring my art on your fabulous Tit site.
Joe - ::rimshot::
Übie - Heh.
Spinnerina - Awesome.
Dr. S - I dunno. I say the dog gives the second headline the edge.
Flounder - The guy from the Mac ads is John Hodgman, who, were you not a Republican, you would recognize from The Daily Show.
Todd - Thank you, honey.
Beany - My pleasure. Thank you for honoring my aesthetic sensibility with your fabulous art.
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