1) Okay, so all I know is that whatever might be wrong with you at the moment, it can surely be cured by the Bodybouncer. Really, you owe it to yourself to take the time to watch the the highly informative Bouncer video and peruse the Groove Gallery. Trust me. You'll cheer right up.
2) If not, perhaps reading about the man who tried to have sex with a fence will do it for you. Seriously, a fence? First a bike, then pavement, and now a fence?! Whatever happened to just using your hand? Okay, maybe not so much at the Wal-Mart, though. Ew.
3) Not cheered by pervs? What's wrong with you? Alrighty, then, how about nerds? Behold this achingly adorable video featuring the geeklicious duo of Rainn Wilson and Chris Hardwick exploring What's Inside. Sadly, this is not quite as sexy as the title might lead one to believe. (H/T to Boing Boing.)
4) No good? How about snowflakes? Pretty pretty snowflakes! Hooray! (Ohmygod, thank you, Spinnerina.)
5) No? Well, shit. If none of those cheer you up, I guarantee you that the most adorable video ever in the history of everything will (H/T to BA). If that didn't do it for you, you are a lost cause, my friend. C'mon over here and nestle your sad self here in my bosom so I can stroke your hair and say, "there, there, little warrior." It'll cheer us both.
11/26/07
top 5 things to cheer you. or me. hell, i don't know. just bring on the diversion.
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The bouncer is now going to the top of my Christmas list. The Arch Angel and Claim Jumper postion descriptions are hysterical. If I get one, I'll reportt back to the group...
I was going to say I was cheered up, but if there will be nestling, sign me up for that.
My, my Ms. McGee. Maybe these'll help cheer you up too:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/42402
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/47556
I need a body bouncer badly.
But you'd settle for a Bacon Bouncer.
I MUST HAVE A BOUNCER AND ALSO THOSE CATS.
but fence sex? really? i'm pretty sure that's an excellent argument for sex ed.
les mew... les purrrrr
Fanboy - Ooh! You're a perv! Squee! You must get one, and, when you do, I demand a full, detailed report.
Poobah - Cheerful or no, there's always room for nestling, honey.
Hypersonic - Oh, my head. I love Jim Gaffigan, but the second one was priceless. Thanks, sweetie.
Übie - I have a feeling Dilf would be more than happy to stuff one in your stocking. And I'll bet he'd buy you a Bodybouncer, too. ;)
Dr S. - Great. Now I'm thinking about sex and bacon. I may need a moment to collect myself.
Kendra - I knew you'd like the cats. Perhaps you could work the bouncer into your burly-q routine?
Kat - I know, right? I totally require snuggling now. Or I will after I take that moment to collect myself, anyway.
It's too bad that the bouncer costs 200$. I don't have that scratch! I guess I'll just have to do things the old fashioned way... covering my body in latex and wearing a gas mask.
My birthday is coming up; anyone want to chip in for a body bouncer. HOT DAMN!
Oh, and that cat video was so adorable. My cat Buddy does that, but he just talks to himself.
Waah! I want MY anatomy compressed into a "velvet vice"!!!!
p.s. Snowflakes ROCK! Also, I still don't know how you can have sex with pavement. And oh believe me, I have tried!!!
I'm hard as pavement right now.
That BodyBouncer video is hilarious!! I wonder if it is adjustable? hahaha
Very pretty snowflakes.
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