Inspired by the Futuristic Cereal Name Generator (yet another wonderful thing found at Boing Boing) and my total unwillingness to begin shopping for Christmas presents for the kid and her cousins, I wasted a little time this morning making this inappropriate toy name generator.
Just click and imagine the joy on your child's face when she unwraps her gift!
Mommy! Mommy! I want one!
I'll be back tonight with your stew. Maybe.
16 comments:
"Bi-Curious Exhibitionist Bratz Doll"...2 please.
Hilarious!
Brilliant!
F**king Brilliant!
Hyper-Pneumatic Promise Keeper Barbie
That's one for Dad.
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I just clicked and got "Stinky Pothead My Little Pony."
Awesome.
I got Stinky Tranny Dora the Explorer.
Double plus awesome.
My Hyper-Pneumatic Neo-Nazi Elmo needs to hook up with sysm's Hyper-Pneumatic Promise Keeper Barbie. That's the kind of winning porn combo you don't really see much anymore.
Bi-Curious Exotic Dancer Polly Pocket
Very Anal Pirate Power Ranger
How the hell did they know!
Self-Loving Exotic Dancer Spider-Man
Ultra-Violent Pimp Pikachu
Artificially Flavored Tranny Batman
These three are definitely on my christmas list.
Sphincter Faced Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Asshole Sniffer.
haha That is weird.
Anatomically Correct Promise Keeper Bob the Builder
Wait a minute, is this a toy name generator or a gay personals ad generator?
Stick "GWM seeks" in front of that and I'd be pretty interested to see who turns up...
"Conscience-Free Voyeur Thomas the Tank Engine"
Scarlet - Hm. I thought all the Power Rangers were Very Anal.
Hypersonic - "Artificially Flavored Tranny Batman" might be the best phrase ever to appear on this blog.
Nick - I like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Please don't hate me.
Bostick - Ha ha so's your face. Just kidding! Hugs!
Bosom - Awesome.
Lauren - Welcome! That one makes me glad my daughter has finally moved past her Thomas obsession.
Absolutely hilarious!!! You definitely brought a smile to my face and much laughter!
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