11/2/07

friday bouillabaisse


1) So much for having a boyfriend in the White House again. I guess I'll go pack up my presidential kneedpads. ::sigh::

2) Speaking of fetish wear, this article alerted me to the most awesomely pervtastic thing evar: knitted bondage suits made by old ladies. This one was my favorite. And do be sure to check out the Willywarmers. Adorable!

3) And speaking of my boyfriends, I'm afraid that in spite of the powerful sway of the unfathomable hotness of his fine wife, Dennis Kucinich is going to have to have his almost-boyfriend status revoked, now that he's revealed that he's a believer. (Thank you, Nick, and my sincerest apologies for the oversight. I'm sure we can think of a way for me to make it up to you, no?)

4) Which means there's space available on my boyfriend roster for Sysm, who has won my heart yet again by sending me this article debunking the things that go bump in the night (and no, I don't mean those things - they're real, and they're spectacular). Oh, how skepticism makes me tingle!

5) Finally, a roundup of delights: discussing the vajayjay, what Saturn sounds like, hating on Ann Coulter, giant naked man balloon.

9 comments:

Sysm said...

oh, how I love to debunk. i dream of debunking, asleep in my debunk-

thank jeebus i stopped myself.

Scarlet Hip said...

I see no reason for you to give up the kneepads. And that Ann Cunter video is the best thing I've ever seen. I thank you for exposing me to it.

ehehehe. I said "exposing."

Nick said...

You didn't use any of the links I sent you this week.

Oh wait, you did, you just didn't give me credit. Luckily my ego isn't predicated on such things, no matter how well deserved they are.

Tits McGee said...

Sysm - No, please. Do go on.

Scarlet - I can think of so many things I would gladly expose you to!

Nick - I am a douche. Please accept my most heartfelt apologies. Could I kiss your ego and make it all better?

Übermilf said...

I thought people from the past were talking to me through the antique hard-wired radio thingie in my house, then I found out that the local college station was just running a "Those Were the Days" radio program.

yournamehere said...

I never send you links. I feel like a real asshole.

Kat said...

I can't hear the sounds. WTF?
I wanna hear saturn dammit.

wv- raxdipin

jiggs said...

with respect to colbert running for office, I was wondering about whether his TV show could air in south carolina if he became a candidate because of the equal time rule

yourflounderhere said...

Whatever you do, don't look up two girls and a cup.

Just trust me on that one.