11/5/07

5 simple pleasures


1) I finally broke the top 10 at Google Image Labeler! I am an addict! It is a sickness! Hooray!


2) Bike fucker. Awesome.


3) Chocolate Santa with butt plug. Double plus awesome.


4) Hubby is participating in Movember. I'm pretty sure he's going to end up looking like a 70s porn star.



5) I can't. Stop. Listening to Werewolf Bar Mitzvah. Seriously. Go download it now. Or make your own video! Tracy Morgan is fucking delicious. (Thank you, Sysm. You always bust out the good stuff for me, baby.)

11 comments:

Kat said...

Chocolate butt plug.
So many levels.

Bike fucking though...uh uh.

Nick said...

What the fuck is Google Image Labeler?

miss kendra said...

that "plug" would melt right quick.

naynayfazz said...

Hey.... my blog is now private. (Yuck) Please email me at naynay.p@gmail.com to get the password. I would've emailed you but I can't seem to find your address. Sorry! I will be back soon to comment on what I've missed out on. In the meantime, mazel tov on hitting the top ten. WOO HOO!

Sysm said...

when the butt plug melts, might one clean themselves with a PooGoo Stick?

jamwall said...

I'm too much into nipple torture to get into something sick and twisted like butt plugs.

jiggs said...

google is evil. It's always movember for me

Rrramone said...

Hoooray for sicknesses!

The bike thing is very disturbing.

Have you read Steve's new book??

Spinning Girl said...

This post made me so happy. Except ... how does one have sex with pavements?

Tits McGee said...

Kat - It's good to know where you draw the line.

Nick - Click the link, doof.

Kendra - Mmm hmm. Sticky!

Naynay - Thanks for sending the pwd, baby. I suck for not visiting you more often.

Sysm - I was thinking tongue, but y'know, whatever floats your boat.

Jamwall - Awesome.

Willie - Hi! I miss you! Dunno for sure to which of my Steves you refer, but I'll assume you mean Colbert, in which case, yes, and mmmmm.

Spinnerina - I'm not entirely sure, but it's a delightful notion, no?

Anonymous said...

Chocolate Santa butt plugs... could be a lot of fun and pleasure hehehe

Having sex with a bike in court?!!! Mmm I don't think he was in court when he had sex with the bike hahaha. But really, he is being charged for supposedly appearing to have sex with a bike in his own private hotel room after the cleaning ladies broke into the room? Honestly, aren't there more important things we should be burdening our legal system with.

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