1) It's game one and we're leading 13-1 in the 7th. If there's a nicer way for us to have begun the Series, I just can't imagine what it would be. Oh, wait. Yes I can. It would be if we were leading 13-1 in the 7th and I was making out with Jacoby Ellsbury in the dugout. Now the only question is how are we going to manage to fuck it up?
2) If we do fuck it up and the Rockies take the Series, you could try cheering me with vagina stationary. I want some almost as much as I want the boob pillow Dilf supposedly got me for my birthday (H/T to Fleshbot).
3) James Lipton was a French pimp and strippers are handing out Halloween candy to children. Awesome.
4) Also awesome: this sex ed video, sent to me by the delightful Miss Knit.
5) So I'm 65 hits away from 100,000. I hoped I'd hit it before bedtime, but I dunno. Y'all are some slackers. Should I have posted this instead of the hentai? Jexenu, that shit's disturbing. Anyway, all I know is that I was hoping for a lot more hole clogging. Humor me.
10/25/07
hump day grabsack
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As a lifelong Sox fan I always think they will blow it. I am trying to be more positive this year.
Failure is not an option. The Sox will close the deal and I'll meet you in Boston for the parade.
Wow. I guess he has the real inside on that actors' studio of his.
And there is something really disturbing about strippers handing out candy. Just makes me cringe.
I figure I'll just let the Fox-sponsored CoRox pundits bloviate at and watch our Own Gang of Idiots sneak in under the radar. And is Josh Beckett not a deadly mofo? And would it not be sweet if a Sox win made Roger Ailes's head explode?
BoSox rule.
Your hole isn't being clogged to your liking? Unacceptable!
Was looking for Nancy Pelosi's bra size and...Been a Sox fan long enough to have suffered the indignity of Bucky Fucking Dents 3 run homer in 1978. THE CURSE IS REVERSED!
BTW, this blog is some of the funniest shit I've read in a while.
Randy Johnson aka dreamersdo97@dtccom.net
I've always wanted to be a hold clogger. ;)
I think James Lipton as a French pimp is slaptabulous news and oh so funny!
who isn't a french pimp these days? i mean really.
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Bitches
Leblanc - Welcome, and I'm totally with you on the lifelong fan thing. You just learn to live with heartache. I'm still trying to adjust to the paradigm shift since '04.
Flounder - Don't fucking jinx it.
Kat - Well, if the strippers were handing out candy to me...
CJS - Not only is Beckett a deadly mofo, but he's cute to boot. ::swoons::
Todd - I know, right?! It's a sad state of affairs.
Randy - Welcome, and thanks! For the record, I still have my "Red Sex R Tops '86" bottle opener on my keychain, because I'm hardcore like that.
Naynay - "Slaptabulous" is mad fabu.
Kendra - Could you be any cuter?
Übie - I love you and admire your efforts, but I can't get rid of the word verification or my hole gets all clogged up with spam and that's just gross, yo.
Sysm - As it happens, visitor 100,000 was some perv in London searching for "come on my tits" at 6:47 this morning. Unfortunately for us all though, there was no come on my tits at 6:47 this morning. ::sigh::
You like that word, huh? My sis made it up. Are you at 100,000 yet? If not, let's go people!
That stationery? Awesome.
Everything else will have to wait; I am working on a kick-ass salad over here.
Sex Ed = HA! larious
I may be many things, but I am not a jinx!
As far as the salad is concerned, I rule in my pants.
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