1) Okay, that's it. I wash my hands of the whole sordid mess. Choosing to follow the nadir of her career by yet once again flashing her sorry little chocha is the last goddamn straw. Maybe she should just move to Russia, where at least the one thing she seems to still be good at (aside from the upskirt shots) might be rewarded. ::sigh::
2) Let's talk about something happy. Like fucking! Is there anything sexier than watching the face of the person you love as they come? This site is fabulous. I only watched the free videos, because I'm cheap like that, but I found the intimacy and vulnerability in them to be honestly moving and genuinely arousing. If I were just slightly more pervy and slightly less broke, I would consider joining.
3) Guy Richie totally likes getting pegged.
4) Fetishes are fun! Seriously, crushing train sets? That's as weird and specific as girls stuck in cars.
5) Finally, a sex-in-the-news roundup: genitals on HBO, making air travel less boring, and why internet porn > your VHS porn collection.
What's the deal with the picture, you ask? I hesitate to include the link, because it may just be the filthiest, most offensive website I've ever seen, but you're an adult, right? Just don't say you weren't warned.
9/12/07
hump day grabsack
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A virtuous woman is a happy woman.
lol I watched that site. Oh that was really the best laugh Ive had all day. Thanks.
i totally watched that hbo premiere and was SCARRED.
FOR LIFE.
I'd like you to take a moment and go back to the Beautiful Girlhood page. There - on the right - there's a CD called Sleeping Beauty and the Five Questions.
What is up with that cover?
OK, maybe I'm missing the point. Perhaps this image is well known in some circles.
Maybe I'm just a perv. Maybe she isn't really pulling aside his little tunic. Maybe she isn't really seeking her own answers to five very interesting questions.
The fact that the CD itself is addressing some sort of fatherly role in his daughter's chastity makes it even more deliciously disturbing.
Todd - I'm quite sure I wouldn't know.
Heather - I'm not sure to which site you refer, but I'm glad you had fun.
Kendra - I watched it, too. What freaked you out? The balls? The old lady giving head? The alarmingly short coital encounters? The mind-numbingly depressing depiction of marriage? (Personally, I thought the old lady giving head was awesome. I'm looking forward to geriatric sex.)
Bosom - OHMYGOD I can't believe I missed that. How breathtakingly pervy! I'm swooning!
I once had a vision of purity and contentment. Then Britney flashed her coochie and it all went to hell.
I'm looking forward to geriatric sex, as I'd like to think I'll still be having sex in six months.
This whole post is why I can't visit your site at work.
Found you through Heather and love the site! Hope you don't mind if I link ya and come back to catch up...?
Beautiful agony is very cool. And moderately humorous.
Sysm hurt my feelings.
American Girlhood? Shit. I thought that meant masturbating with teddy bears.
Or was that just my childhood?
Apparently not, according to that luscious site, Beautiful Agony.
I am laughing aloud thinking of Michael's expression right now. Hilarious and wonderful and absolutely beautiful. Aww. Now I'm all soft and spongy...
Ubie - I apologize for hurting your feelings. But you cheat at Connect Four. Every damned time.
I'm all soft and spongy too. I better see my urologist.
Ubie - you called me a big, fat liar. i was being nice by complimenting your svelte form while simultaneously calling you a prevaricator. In my escalating the term by adding the suffix "-er" when using the same term about Ms. McGee, I was attempting to use a base form of humor - incorrect word forms. I meant neither you nor Ms. McGee any disrespect. You are both lovely, intelligent women. And if anything I said - even in jest - ever made you feel otherwise, then you have my sincere apology.
You said not to click the link. But nooooo, I can't listen. Damn, I'm such a fool.
Scarlet - It's funny, isn't it? I usually find contentment in the coochie.
Sysm - I'm willing to bet you're still quite spry, what with the yoga and all.
Nick - Awesome.
Sue - Welcome, and of course not!
David - Agreed on both points. Also, your little Mario avatar is tres cute.
Übie - I totally told Sysm that your feelings were going to be hurt over that. What a cad!
Fritz - I. Love. You. And If anything I do can inspire soft sponginess in you, then hooray!
Sysm - I rescind the cad comment. You, sir, are a gentleman. I vote we all hug it out. Maybe that would help with your soft sponginess. (Shh! Don't tell Dilf!)
Poobah - Sucker.
If Tits was a rapper her name would be Dr. Enten-Dre.
I like hugs!
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