1) I'm so glad to hear that the Douchebag in Chief has a shoulder to cry on. Also good to know he's thinking ahead to his post-presidency plans. Jexenu, that shit makes me want to punch him in the fucking neck.
2) From Indiana University's Institute in Advanced Studies of the Obvious comes this breaking news. Other breaking news: we may not have seen the last of Larry Craig! "He's definitely very active right now; he's out and about."
3) Ladies! Quit cutting up your chochas! You know I revere the holiest of holies, and find the whole "vaginal rejuvenation " thing absurd in the extreme, so this news made me mad happy, yo. And honey? If you really think your peach needs some polishing up, stick with the cosmetic, please, and use discretion.
4) Check out these cool profiles of Rick Rubin and my almost-boyfriend Al Gore, then check out John McCain smacking down some punk kid from New Hampshire. Live free or die, baby.
5) If you don't have a wet, hot nerdgasm by the end of this roundup, there's something wrong with you: human-animal hybrid embryos, Stephen Hawking co-writes a kids' SF trilogy with his daughter, my boyfriend raised $17,200 for the Yellow Ribbon Fund, space elevators are fucking awesome, we're one step closer to usable nanotechnology, and we're one step closer to figuring out whether to blame mom or dad for why we're all fucked up.
Mmm... I think I need a cold shower now.
9/4/07
hump day grabsack
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My heart weeps for him. And to think he came from a trainwreck life with no advantages.
Oh FYI Gynocracy is kind of...er, dormant. For a little while.
It seems that all the helpers skiddadled.
Not sure about the Hawking books. I'll have to read them before I ass judgemant. The vag thing? Right up there with you babe, infact i really don't see the necessity for any cosmetic surgery part from the obvious ones if you've been badly scarred.
Yay McCain, nice answer.
I would like to go on record as opposing human-animal hybridization. Some asshole is going to screw around and cause misery with it.
i would like to go on record as saying KEEP YOUR SCALPELS OUT OF MY SPECIAL PURPOSE.
I don't agree with much of what McCain stands for. But I respect his service to the country (yes, it's me speaking), his stand against the torture of detainees, and his sense of humor. Really, who doesn't want to tell a high school student to shut their yap, sometimes?
If I was forced, at gunpoint, to vote for a Republican, i'd vote for him.
And i'd totally let him mod my muffin.
Lynn - Hi! So good to see you! Sorry Gynocracy is hibernating. Damned helpers. I'll have to be better about visiting you at your other hidey holes.
Hypersonic - "Ass judgemant" = best typo ever. You fuckin' rock.
Übie - We'll have to agree to disagree, then. I'm afraid that crazy genetic experimentation and cloning is inevitable. While there are bound to be people doing some fucked-up shit with it, I think the potential benefits far outweigh the potential misery.
Kendra - I love you.
Sysm - You're totally gay for John McCain. Seriously, though, I respected the hell out of him until he started rolling over and letting Bush fuck him in the ass. He's fighting back a bit now, but it's too little, too late. He's lost so much credibility with me as a result of his support for a man he should and likely does hate.
My vagina has been rejuvenated 4 times already.
That's what the world needs - lolbush.
who said it was a typo? :o)
Tits,
thanks for combining the two things on earth that I hate the most.
Nick - Tell me more about your vagina.
Brooke - What the world needs now is love. Sweet love.
Hypersonic - More awesome.
Todd - You're welcome. Would it help if I just redirected you here?
hey, the two things on earth I love the most! Oh, and bacon.
I so wish you'd use a splatter screen. Hot bacon grease is so hard to get off of the range.
my butt is itchy.
do i have worms?
I wanna know whose shoulder I can cry on! Boo-frickin'-hoo to you George!
I am also against man animal hybrids because there is only one possible outcome for research like that: a being that is half man... and half GOAT! And does this hybrid get to vote? If so, how much does his/her vote count for?
If only the world had quit listening to the asshat long before now.
Todd - I had a feeling that might perk you up.
Sysm - Perhaps it's you who needs the splatter screen, baby.
Spinnerina - Goodness, I hope not! I'd sure be glad to help you scratch your itch, though.
Poobah - There, there, dear.
Jiggs - I love you.
Heather - Welcome! And yup.
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