9/19/07

hump day grabsack, pirate edition


Avast, ye scurvy dogs! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrrrrr! In honor of this most esteemed occasion, I offer the following links to ye:

1) Get yer pirate name herrrrre.

2) Do yer browsin' through the pirate filter herrrrre.

3) Shop fer yer pirate booty herrrrre. (Ohmygod, seriously, if you buy me this shirt, I will love you forever and evarrrr. Arrrrr!)

4) Feel the salt spray on yer face as ye navigate the high seas herrrrre.

5) Pirate Math. C'mon. You know you want some.

13 comments:

Fanboy said...

Arrr! Bring me ye wenches and ye booty in that order mateys!

Bloody Harry Kidd

jiggs said...

My pirate name is bloody james bonney.

Pirate math is fun and that picture at the top of your blog shivers me timbers!

Nick said...

The Pirate Wear website seems like a direct response to Real Ultimate Power - it's never wise to antagonize ninja.

'sall I'm saying.

Sysm said...

Dirty Davy Roberts am I.

No relation to the Dread Pirate Roberts. There's little more ridiculous than a person of non African ancestry sporting dreads.

Kat said...

Captain Ethel Cash she be!
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Anonymous said...

Cabin boy to Captain. "Captain, Captain. "Your cabin wench is here. She is naked and hungry. What shall I do?"
Captain to Cabin boy. "Feed her and send her in." Arrrrrrr.

miss kendra said...

iron bess bonney.

it will do.

sue said...

Red Bess Rackem here... Arrrr!

Captain Bess Bonney said...

Bloody Harry - Me wenches are me own, but ye may share me booty. Arrrr!

Bloody James - 'Tis most gratifyin' that me treasure chest brings ye pleasure.

Nick - It figures that ye would be on the side of the ninjas, ye scurvy dog.

Dirty Davy - Yer pirate name suits ye well, me hearty.

Captain Ethel - Arrrrrrrrrr!

Anon - I like the cut of yer jib.

Iron Bess - Ye nearly share me name! If pirates said "squee," I'd surely be sayin' it now. But pirates don't say "squee." We say arrrrrrr!

Red Bess - Any pirate with the name Rackem is surely a friend of mine. Arrrr!

kristi said...

Arrrrrrrrrrrr. Steady as she goes matey. And a Yo Ho Ho Blow the man down! Let me at that man. I'll blow him till he is really down. Does that mean he now has to go down on me? Either he goes down on me or he walks the plank. Arrrrrrrrr. I run a tight ship if ye knows what I mean.
Sara Strong Gale

Joe Powell said...

Iron Jack Kidd, permission to board, Cap'n!

I heart yer eye-patch'd photo too.

and what be better than booty? nuthin', says i, nuthin'.

Omnipotent Poobah said...

And don't forget to stop by and talk to a real pirate. Tell her I sent ya.

http://lesbianpiratequeen.wordpress.com/

jamwall said...

I missed "Talk like a pirate day."

However I'm celebrating today's holiday "Talk like an angry old Amish man" day.

"I will shun you til your barn falls down!!!!!"