1) Just when you thought balls couldn't get any better, scientists announce that they have successfully identified and harvested spermatogonial stem and progenitor cells from mice testes and reprogrammed them to become stem cells. This has such potential! Think of all the lives Cisco Adler could save!
2) What do I love more than balls? Lolcats! I know, I know, I should be sick of them by now, but ohmygod, Sysm just blew my mind yesterday by sending me a link to lolsecretz, a mashup of lolcats and PostSecret. This site is fucking genius and this made me laugh so hard I frightened my cat and he went running into the other room. Awesome.
3) Remember how I was all fucking depressed earlier this week? Well, holy shit, did Jerry Sanders and Thursday's protests make me feel a hell of a lot better.
4) Okay, Britney's a mess. No duh. But of all the (many) criticisms one might have of her, I totally disagree with the criticism of her being naked in front of her kids. So fucking what? I saw my parents naked all the damn time when I was growing up. My kid sees me naked all the damn time. Some people don't like wearing clothes at home. It's not like I'm having sex in front of her or doing a fucking striptease. I just happen to find most things, especially housework, more enjoyable if I'm naked. Ain't nothing wrong with that, yo.
5) And finally, the nerdtastic roundup: alien sickness in Peru, Devo rocking it old school, and Boston police completely freaking the fuck out again.
9/21/07
friday bouillabaisse
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What a long and arduous journey those brave little sperm cells must make, through the labyrinthine passages of his testis, across the meter long vas deferens, and (most tragically) gasping for release through the flaccid spongy mass of flesh only to dribble out onto his tube socks, with a few desperate dollops falling on the keypad of Mischa Barton's camera phone.
Pity Cisco Adler's spermatozoa.
Thanks to you, I now know what "panspermic" means. And it's not what I thought, either.
There is no way in hell that cells from balls can become brain cells.
I'll be on lolsecretz if anyone's looking for me. This one had me in tears.
Lolsecretz? The world is ending.
So. I watched "inside Deep Throat" on HBO. Helen Gurley Brown made a comment about how semen is useful to spread on the skin. "It's full of babies."
I am not kidding. She said that shit.
Sysm - Saddest. Sperm story. Ever.
Übie - So glad to be of service. I am a teacher, after all.
Scarlet - Balls are magic, baby. Also, I totally loved that one, too. And the rehab one.
Todd - I meant to put in a warning for you to just skip right over that link. Sorry, sweetie.
Sysm - I watched it, too, and spit out my wine over that line. And now I have this new neural pathway between "Helen Gurley Brown" and "bukkake," which is pretty awesome. The movie was pretty sad overall, though, no? And for a movie about a movie about deep throating, there was way too little deep throating for my taste.
I totally agree about the nekedness. It's completely appropriate when it's appropriate.
And I love you for the lols. Pure. Genius.
lolsecretz was bookmarked by me this past monday. LOVE IT.
i'm sure nimoy must have something he needs to get off his chest.
also, STOP SHOWING ME CISCO ADLER'S BALLZ. THEY ARE AN ABOMINATION!
ilu.
I usually weld and shoot insulation foam all over people when I'm naked.
Kat - I missed you, sweetie! So glad you're back. Just went over to your place and drooled all over myself.
Kendra - I'm sorry. It's like a sickness for me, Cisco Adler's balls. I am dying to know what secrets Leonard Nimoy hides. I suspect he might have something to say about stealing the turkey bacon off your lovely tatas.
Jamwall - That's the second sexiest thing I've heard all day. While I have used a number of power tools naked, and while I have a decent amount of experience with torch welding, I have never had the pleasure of welding naked. Also, while I have had many things shot all over me while naked, I can't say that insulation foam is included in that number. A shame, no?
Firstly, I hate balls. Ew. I know, I'm a prude. But something about nutsacs give me the heebie jeebies. My husband knows this, and uses this to his advantage.
Secondly,holy shit. That lolsecretz? Holy shit. Brilliant. Disgusting. Hilarious. I'm fucking in love.
By the by, i love you, too.
Fritz - I love you, baby, but how can you not love balls?! They're my third favorite kind of dangly bit! Close your eyes and accept the monkey!
those balls are so awesome!
Are we not men? We are interstellar strains of virus transported by a meteorite devo!
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