1) Like rats from a sinking ship, yo. Fare thee well, Fredo.
2) Ted Haggard's douchebaggery reaches brand new heights. Meanwhile, the crazy closeted Republican parade marches on.
3) This makes me sad. This makes me sadder. (Didn't I already post about this? Seriously, I'm not giving up blow jobs.)
4) I don't have anything snarky to say about these celebrity meltdowns.
5) So that's all totally fucking depressing. Cheer me up, baby. Wake up early tomorrow morning and watch the eclipse with me. Or at least whisper sweet nothings in my ear about how the Sox are going into this week's series against the Yankees (who got owned tonight) with an eight game lead. Oh, god, just saying that makes me need to go change my pants. C'mon, let's make out.
8/27/07
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I read that Owen Wilson was hospitalized for undisclosed reasons; I assumed drugs. Suicide? That is so, so sad!
The Brittnay, thang? I ask myself "Why has it taken so fuckin long?"
I read that it was Owen's brother (Peter?) who found him in a pool of spilled pills and shallow wrist cuts. What a hard hard life these celebs lead.
i would just like to say that while i totally understand the impulse to make remarks about "what hard lives celebs lead," (and i also know you didn't make the remark, but i've seen and heard it ALL over the place in the last 24 hours)- i think it's incredibly insensitive and unfair of people.
NO ONE knows what it's like to be anyone other than his or herself.
let's just wish him well, and hope that he gets whatever help it is that he needs.
The man made "Bottle Rocket". He's earned a lifetime pass from me.
Übie - I know. It really is.
Hypersonic - I like mocking celebrities as much as the next guy, but I honestly just find both of these stories sad.
Kendra - My favorite Elvis quote: "Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes."
Sysm - Word.
Here Tits, maybe this will cheer you up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTk_6fFW-As
Also, I can't imagine sex in a public restroom is very sanitary.
In the senator's defense, I can't imagine finding love is easy, being all old and wrinkly like he is.
I demand that more things be tagged with "fuck you nick".
Owen Wilson attempted suicide. The reason...he's Owen Wilson.
Come to think of it, that Senator Craig did have a gentle touch.
Terasita - Really, there's nothing ABBA can't cure. Thanks for the link - that shit was awesome, yo. Especially because Rik Mayall was in it.
Übie - I can barely bring myself to urinate in public restrooms. Sex is so out. As for old and wrinkly, hells, baby, I plan on having freaky sex until the day I die.
Nick - Bossypants.
Jamwall - You know what I like about you? You're so sensitive.
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