1) Amazingly, Larry Craig managed to make things even worse for himself today with his spectacularly awful press conference. Why do I revel so in the weird closeted sexual behavior of Republicans? Glenn Greenwald covers the hypocrisy of it all better than I can. Anyway, if Larry Craig doesn't like the news coverage he's getting, he could always try this approach. (H/T to Sysm and Flounder. Play nice, boys.)
2) I guess the lesson we can all take from this is that sometimes love hurts. Aw, yeah, baby. Cactus porn. (H/T to Boing Boing.)
3) It gets way, way weirder than that, though. Perhaps you'd like to sample a little Alien porn or, better yet, Optimus Prime porn. (Ohmygod, thank you, Sysm, you freaky perv. Try to contain yourself, Nick.)
4) So evidently they've had a problem with premature incineration at Burning Man this year. If you're thinking of attending next year, Violet Blue has some helpful tips on how to avoid bringing the burn home with you.
5) This is a pretty skeevy post, huh? Maybe we should do a little yoga to center ourselves.
8/29/07
hump day grabsack - now with more hump!
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dip-dop-dippity-dop-dip-dop-do-
dippity-jam!
I'm-old-school-rap-and-the-flap-flo
flippity-flam!
All together now!
Flounder - our code is blown! We'll need new "tells" at the rest stop. I'll tap the bass line to "Under Pressure", ok?
First, he wasn't arrested for "being gay," he was arrested for soliciting sex in a public restroom.
Secondly, what policeman would risk his career arresting a U.S. senator without cause?
Thirdly, does that D.C. madam handle only female prostitutes? Because I'd like to see her list. Especially if it includes proclivities.
Jamwall - Lay off sniffing the glue, honey.
Sysm - While the thought of you having anonymous gay rest stop sex is powerfully arousing, tossing Flounder in there really blows it for me. (Get it? "Toss?" "Blows?" Jesus, I need some more coffee, don't I?)
Übie - If you managed to get past what I just wrote without running to the kitchen to bleach your eyes out, then I'll just add that I would love to get a peek at the client list. Luckily, Larry Flynt is on the job.
Man, that guy has ...erm...balls! He actually made me feel a little proud.
Alien Erotica!! Yeah Baby, Yeah
And Flounder - if I'm tapping out the bassline from "Ice, Ice Baby", that means that I'm not gay, i just flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.
i don't care what orientation you are, i cannot endores public bathroom sex.
*endorse.
I posted a transcript of Craig's speech on jiggscasey.com.
naked yoga? hellz yeah. But the alien fetish thing? made me feel dirty and diloyal to my own planet.
He's not gay! Just because he wants to have sex with men doesn't mean he's gay! Just because he wants to give blowjobs in bathrooms doesn't make him gay!
Wow, he's like the poster child for homosexuality.
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