1) I just can't get off Larry Craig. 'Cause, you know, I'm a girl (Rimshot). But seriously, I can't get enough of this story. I totally aced this quiz, and this had me rolling on the floor. My favorite douche and yours, Tucker Carlson, got caught up in the heady goodness of it all and set loose his inner homophobe (you know, the one that covers up for his inner queer). Then, just when I thought it couldn't get any better, this tape surfaced. What next?! Larry Craig glory hole videos turning up on Pornotube?! ::fingers crossed:: Snark aside though, I think Queerty had an interesting take on the whole thing. Personally, I'd be delighted if more guys would open up about wanting to blow other guys, whether or not they choose to identify as gay, just because that shit's hot, yo.
2) You know what's not hot? Group release parties. (Ohmygod, B.A., no amount of bleach will ever scrub my brain clean of that image, though you can rest assured I will spend all weekend trying.)
3) FTW, WSJ? Can we all just agree that square old white people should shut the fuck up about shit they don't understand? OHMYGOD THINGS ARE CHANGING AND THE CHILDREN ARE WEARING THEIR PANTS DOWN AROUND THEIR ANKLES AND ARE NO LONGER SPEAKING PROPER ENGLISH AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! Go grab an Ensure and curl up under an afghan, grandpa. Everything will be just fine.
4) Okay, so this week's series against the goddamn motherfucking sons of whores also known as the Yankees was a real heartbreaker, but it did spawn what just might be the best headline ever.
5) Finally, a nerdgasmic roundup: Luke's lightsaber is going into space, I am going to play with this all weekend (oh, how I love you, Sysm), and somebody had damned well better get me this for my birthday, because it would be a most excellent way to honor my boyfriend (you rock my tits, Miss Knit). And yes, I do know how to cross-stitch, because that's how I roll, bitches.
A final note: rest in peace, Hilly Kristal. Thanks for helping to change everything.
8/31/07
friday bouillabaisse
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I would like to respond to the "Clinton did the same thing..."
Clinton neither sought nor engaged in anonymous sex in a public bathroom. Germs, people!
Clinton never advocated legislation barring or inhibiting oral sex.
Clinton wasn't in a commited homosexual relationship, and was found to be engaging in heterosexual sex on the side.
And I'm sorry, being gay is no shame, but living a false life is.
i'm afraid to click on the "group release parties" link.
really really afraid.
Kendra - don't click the link. It's even worse than you could possibly imagine.
Call me a square old white guy, but if anyone ever said to me "I just pwned you, lol!" I'd punch him in the face. Not because I'm jealous of his youth and hipness, but because he's a fucking asshole.
I understand that Larry’s going to announce his resignation from the Senate today (Saturday). That was remarkably quick for a politician involved in this type of scandal.
Oh, another delightful read! I like your nerdgasms the best. Delish!
Ummm, when exactly is your birthday? No reason.
Übie - I love you.
Kendra - Your fear is justified.
Brooke - Yup.
Todd - I call you adorable.
SS Nick - I find it sad the way Craig was just completely abandoned by his party. Whatever happened to loving the sinner and hating the sin?
Spinnerina - Not until October 19, honey. I just like making a fuss. :)
Gee, he seemed so nice in the restroom when I was waiting to board my last flight.
Soft hands and a very "wide stance" if you know what I mean. ::nudge nudge::
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