1) So this article about a crapload of marijuana found growing on public land in the suburbs of Chicago was only marginally interesting, but look at that picture. How the fuck do you get that job, man? Because I totally want to be the guy who stands around the giant pot bonfire and gets paid for it. Your tax dollars at work!
2) Artist Amber Hawk Swanson had a Real Doll made to look just like her and has created some very interesting art.
3) You want to see some fine art, though? Then watch Jemaine Clement torture me with his deliciousness:
4) I know I've mentioned before how totally fucking awesome Instructables is, but ohmyfuckinghead this makes me just lose my mind with delight. Is it wrong that ever since I was a kid, I've found the image of Han Solo frozen in carbonite strangely erotic? Anyway, if it were chocolate and not carbonite? Mmmmmm. Tits: I love you. Chocolate Han Solo: I know.
5) Finally, I know I already mentioned how much I can't wait for Yo Gabba Gabba to start airing, but I thought I'd mention it again because OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR YO GABBA GABBA TO START AIRING. The kid and I sing "Party in My Tummy" during every meal now. Anyway, here's Biz Markie with the Beat of the Day.
8/6/07
dude. sweet.
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If you find out how to get his job...holla at me! (smile)
Bret is so much hotter than Jemaine.
Also, that Amber story is one of the very few things I've seen that actually deserves the "fucked up shit" tag.
They ripped Amber Hawk Swanson off. That's an Eva Longoria doll. Not that I'd know or anything.
~d - Hey girl! I certainly will, and it's delightful to see you here. I must come visit you posthaste.
Nick - I'm going to get you a Bret Real Doll.
Sysm - Sure.
I want video of her raping her own doll!
My Real Doll looks like Joan of Arc.
chocolate han solo is pretty cocky!
Someone needs to take him down a peg and eat his head off!
I built a chocolate Tits McGee in my livingroom.
I'm going to focus on the chocolate Han Solo, because that doesn't confuse my poor head.
I l o v e chocolate Han Solo. I will release him from his carbonite.
I could have gone my whole life without knowing about Amber and her real doll.
Chocolate covered Han Solo. Now you're talking.
Bug - You're sick, man.
Todd - HA!
Jiggs - I'm on it, baby.
Jamwall - Do you have any idea how much that delights me?
Übie - He's delicious, no?
Brooke - Chocolate Han Solo will take the pain away.
Zoot Allure! itz teh Fr3ench!
that wee film took me back to the Before Time, when in college and I took two semesters of French in a six-week summer course. it's a small college, and smaller in summer, so we're talking 8 people in the class.
the teacher kept showing these bizarre movies, as if she had reached into some time tunnel located somewhere between 1965 and 1975 for those godawful lessons of 'conversational French' in which the conversation was always about finding the damn library and some lost pen and notebook.
ah, but the best part was WHO took the class with me. to my right, a young man from China who could barely speak English and in front of me an older dude with a pronounced cleft lip problem. oh you can easily tell me not to laugh, but weren't sitting there listening to it. i had several brain aneurisms trying to contain my insane laughter.
1. You just know that those bastards are all union. I can just see them sitting in a picket line, eating cheetos, listening to Phish, smelling of petruli oil and forgetting whay they are there in the first place.
2. Whatever happened to What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?
3. Je ne sais pas, madame voluptueux.
4.Yeah, but have you made these?
5. Tits, you.
You got what I need.
But my little guy likes to watch Lisa Loeb on Jack's Big Music Show.
I can't afford a Real Doll, but today I rubbed one out to a hand-drawn doddle of myself. 10 seconds flat! Guess I'm a better artist than I thuoght I was.
p.s. I am a worse typist than I thought I was.
Is it just me, or does that dude in on the left of the dope burn look just like Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Just wonderin'.
Joe - Tu m'amuse sans fin, bébé.
Flounder - It's patchouli oil, I linked to the bacon placemats a couple of weeks ago, I'll reluctantly admit that my kid likes that song too, and holy fucking mother of christ stop flirting with me. It's freaking me the hell out.
Spinnerina - I just rubbed one out to your comment.
Poobah - Totally.
Have you ever read a magazine called Make? I buy it at B&N, it's pretty rad.
I think you would like it.
Nick - I have, and I do. And you're pretty rad.
your face is pretty rad.
Your mom is pretty rad.
I live in Chicago (or at least the surrounding area). I wish I had visited the forest preserves in Barrington before this happened. I just might have dredged up an old college habit...
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