7/23/07

monday, monday

New week, too much to do, already. Care to see my to do list?

1) Chores. My house is a filthy mess and I sure could use a hand. I should note that if you do choose to participate and you claim a chore, I may demand photographic evidence. (H/T to Boing Boing.)

2) Start preparing for tonight's You Tube debate. On the shopping list: Cheetos, vodka.

3) Start planning my next vacation. Anyone care to join me? No waxing required! (Seriously. Look at that picture. Would you ever eat anything from that buffet?)

4) Work on my facial expressiveness. Man, if this guy ever got together with Tay Zonday, imagine what scathing commentary on racial politics might result from their pairing. (You are an endless source of delight, sweet Sysm.)

5) Write letter of sympathy to Tammy Faye's family, write letter of appreciation to Russ Feingold, write letter of congratulations to Seth Rogen, write letter of ridicule to Mitt Romney, write letter of unashamed and total love to Jemaine Clement.

4 comments:

Terasita said...

Just turn on the TV and relax a little, you deserve it.

http://tinyurl.com/2fs724

Übermilf said...

I want to join chore wars!

But it's too busy right now.

Spinning Girl said...

I had to stop watching that "facial rap", it made me feel funny in my tickle place.

Tits McGee said...

Terasita - That brought me unparallelled joy. Thank you. When the fuck is Bourdain going to start his own blog, damn it?

Übie - Try again, honey. I think things are clearing up over there. And I need the help!

Spinnerina - Awesome.