1) Well, it's in god's hands now. Good luck with that. You know, when she went to jail, I felt so relieved that we might finally have a fucking break from Paris fucking Hilton, but no! Suddenly she's released due to some mysterious ailment! And it's so fucking newsworthy that presidential candidates are being asked their opinion about her release! And even Reverend Al is weighing in on it! Okay, so I am glad she's back in jail, because I did find it deeply offensive (thought not the least bit surprising) that she was being allowed such preferential treatment, but for fuck's sake can we please talk about something else now?
2) Like how I'm fucking completely head-over-heels in love with Danica McKellar? It's not enough that she has a mathematical theorem named after her and is hot as fuck, but now she's working to turn young girls on to math?! ::swoons::
3) You know who else I'm madly in love with right now? Maggie Gyllenhaal. She's a talented actor, for sure, but the public breastfeeding is really clinching it for me.
4) I'm woefully behind on my political blogging lately. I'm so busy with the end of the semester that I managed to miss both presidential debates this week (damn it!) and barely even noticed the G8 summit. I did manage to catch, however, that Bushy's numbers are back in the shitter again. No surprise, there.
UPDATE: Holy fucking shit! Peter Pace got shitcanned?! What fucking rock was I hiding under all day?! I can't wait for the Sunday morning round-up on that one!
5) Finally, if you have a little free time over the weekend, give this a listen. If you're a nerdy, space-obsessed skeptic like me, you'll love it. Thanks, WBB!
UPDATE: Speaking of being space-obsessed (cover your ears now, Nick), I was stuck at work tonight when Space Shuttle Atlantis lifted off, but I just watched the video three times in a row while squealing like a little girl. I went to Cape Canaveral as a kid and, ever since, have wanted to go back and see a shuttle liftoff in person. Better yet, see the awesomely retro Orion spacecraft lift off. Better yet, buy a ticket on a Virgin Galactic flight and lift off my own damn self. Anyone care to join me?
6/8/07
friday bouillabaisse
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A bat just tried to kill me in my backyard.
Paris sucks donkey
math sucks quotients
baby sucks boobie
politics just sucks
space sucks balls (get it? hahahha...I'm drinking wine...shut up.)
How 'bout we all pitch in and send 'ol Paris up on one of those Virgin Galactic flights? *wink, wink*
You know what pisses me off about this (besides the obvious)? If you or I pitched a fit in the courtroom like that, we'd get hogtied by the officers on duty. Probably get some extra time, too.
Just when I thought I was over Winnie Cooper, you pull me back in.
Thanks Tits.
Poor Paris. Spending just over 3 weeks in "prison" is the worst thing that has EVER happened in the history of THE WORLD!!
I hope the selfish fucking whore dies in prison.
(the last four letters of my Word Verification are nacl - or as I like to call it "table salt")
Übie - I found your bat story deeply disturbing.
Kat - I heart drunk commenting.
Bug - Well, she is kind of like royalty. It only makes sense for her to receive special treatment. I'd especially like to treat her to a punch in the neck.
Flounder - She's got some mad feminine wiles, that Winnie Cooper.
Nick - I so love you.
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