
1) The mainsteam media has a collective spontaneous orgasm over Fred Thompson's announcement that he's going to announce whether or not he's going to declare his candidacy in the 2008 presidential election. Look, just because the Republicans haven't been able to put together anything more persuasive than a mediocre pro-choice adulterous governor, a less-than-mediocre formerly-pro-gay-marriage Mormon governor, and a used-to-be kind of cool but now totally pussified war hero doesn't mean they should go getting themselves all damp in the pants over some lazy-ass former senator/hack television actor.
2) Astoundingly, it turns out that Tom DeLay is even more of a complete douchebag that I originally gave him credit for. Well done, sir!
3) Okay, L-Lo's a fucking mess, but ohmygod is her dad a douchebag. Who the fuck reacts to their kid being admitted into rehab for the second time before the age of 21 by giving out interviews to E! Online? That poor fucking kid. Between her party girl mom and her media-grubbing dad, she never had a chance.
4) Mercifully, Jack Kevorkian is finally out of prison. I find it unconscionable that he was locked up for 8 fucking years for agreeing to end the lives of people who wanted to die. If we don't have dominion over our own bodies, our own lives, what the fuck do we have dominion over?
5) Finally, goddamn it, why must good things always come to an end? ::sigh::
Bummed out now? Here.
6/1/07
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
How can they take away my BAttlestar...?!! hOW COULD THEY DO THAT!?
If Fred Thompson runs, the Dems need to counter with Dennis Weaver, TV's McCloud.
I nominate Jacob from Lost.
DeLay may have returned to Christ, but he failed to mention that Christ told him to go to hell.
I second Jacob's nomination.
Who the fuck is Jacob?
Really, peoples. Fred Thompson is big fake faking faker. The docuhiest of the douches. Just wait for the barrage of the "Little Red Pickup" stories. Rented. Chauffeured. He's as much a man-of-the-people as any of the other draft-dodging, lobbyist, chickenhawk asshats on the Right.
And Kucinich's wife is WAY hotter.
Re: BSG. I've been holding off on buying a new tv forever. Nw I'll never have to. Yay!
Hypersonic - I know, honey. I know.
Todd - ::pinches cheeks::
Übie - Jacob fucking scares me. I don't want to fear my candidates.
Brooke - Jesus so doesn't heart Tom DeLay.
Todd - You don't like lolcats, and you don't watch "Lost." ::sigh:: Somehow, I still love you.
Sysm - I. love. you.
I fucking love peppers. Man i want to stick my dick in them!
it took me the entire weekend to pick myself back off the floor after learning about BSG...it'll be a sad day when that show is gone. I am still choked up...hard to comment on anything else...
Fred Thompson? Good grief...that's just what we need, another bad actor for president.
Since this is one of my research areas, I'll go ahead and weigh in pedantically: Kevorkian's actions were actually pretty problematic, to my eyes, and he's not the first person advocates of the right to die (which I think includes me) should embrace. A number of the people he helped to die were almost certainly clinically depressed, and might not have wanted to die, if they had gotten the psychiatric and emotional support they needed.
Arguably, this is an example of why we should have legalized and regulated assisted suicide, and perhaps even active euthanasia. The Oregon Death With Dignity Act has built-in protections for the depressed.
And why do Cylons know a Bob Dylan song? Does BSG take place in our future (i.e. not an alternative universe), where humans finally migrate from Earth, and take with us the classics of folk music, which we then program into our servant-robots, who then evolve into an intelligent species that looks like us and both envies and despises our capacities for emotional attachment, and becomes divided over whether to eliminate, preserve, or interbreed with us? Man, I love that show.
Much love,
DJD
Jiggs - Could I love you more, now? No. No, I could not possibly love you more.
ML - You'll get over it, baby. We all will.
Dri - You are such a big, nerdy smartypants and I so love and miss you.
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