1) The Douchebag-in-Chief, as expected, vetoed the Iraq Supplemental Conference Report. What better way to celebrate the fourth anniversary of the accomplishment of the mission than to continue the mission? Huzzah, Mister President!
2) But further credit is due for two other major accomplishments: one in Iraq and one in New Orleans. Heckuva job, Bushie!
3) Meanwhile, in Washington, the hypocrites are shaking in their boots. I love you, Deborah Jeane Palfrey! I haven't been this excited since Ted Haggard got caught with his hands in the big, gay, meth-filled cookie jar!
4) In other news, thank goodness someone's finally looked into this! Can you believe it? Who knew?! Oh, right, everyone who's not white.
5) Finally, it's the weird crap roundup:
- As a teacher and a titty-flashing blogger, this scares the bejesus out of me.
- If I ever need to move (like maybe if my secret identity gets found out and the school district cans my ass), I'm totally moving here.
- Best. Break-in. Ever.
- Curious about duck genitalia? Me neither, but I found this compelling, all the same.
- Um...ew.
Oh, and did you vote for me yet? Pretty please?
18 comments:
The man was identified as Jerry B. Mahaffey, a recruiter for the U.S. Army. Police later found his abandoned clothes behind The Laughing Lion, a local bar.
I've got tears in my eyes. It just doesn't get any better than that.
To be fair to the penis removal story, that restaurant is known for extremely fresh calamari.
brookie: I know. the army recruiter part got me too.
that whole teacher story freaks me out.
That teacher is going to win that lawsuit so hard.
What I love best about the D.C. Madame story is that she's got them by the balls (pun intended.)
Either she wasn't doing anything illegal and the case should be dropped, or all of the people on her list willingly and eagerly broke the law.
Which is it, gentlemen?
this post was so full of information i just don't even know where to start.. except that the drunken pirate thing terrifies me.
Was I the only one that saw the name 'Dr. McCracken' in the duck genitalia story, then looked back to make sure his name wasn't Phil?
there's no other way for me to tell you this, so...
sorry, I can't vote for you.
Brooke - Yes. It's fabulous.
Sysm - Heh heh.
Jiggs - Good stuff, for sure.
Knitty - Yep.
Nick - Jesus, I hope so.
Übie - Exactly.
Kendra - Terrifying. Yes.
Bug - I so heart you.
Übie - Actually, the joy of the blogger's choice awards is that you can vote for as many different blogs as you want in a single category. Hence, I have cast my vote for you. Perhaps you might care to reciprocate?
yay!
I'm gonna stuff the ballot box.
Tits - I was so into duck genitalia before you were into duck genitalia!
my procrastination knows no bounds. So I voted.
Hey Tits, I thought about you while I was at the grocery store today. Oddly enough I wasn't in the produce section at the time, but was busy perusing a rack of a different sort.
“The correlation was incredibly tight,”
Best line in an article about phalluses and oviducts ever!
...oh and Bush can lick my oviduct.
Kat: Ha! That line stuck out to me, too! Between that and Dr. McCracken, I had to make sure I wasn't reading The Onion!
I'm just going to get drunk and lie on the floor eating a hamburger.
Übie - Heh heh..."stuff." "Box."
Sysym - Umm...I don't know that I'd say I'm "into" duck genitalia, dear.
Knitty - I love you.
Terasita - OMG! ::swoons::
Kat - Awesome.
Bug - I heart The Onion.
SG - Oh, baby, no! Don't go all The Hoff on me!
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