5/11/07

friday bouillabaisse


1) "The New England Journal of Medicine study said the risk was almost nine times higher for people who reported oral sex with more than six partners." So, um, evidently, I'm getting throat cancer.

2) My boyfriend served up a sweet double whammy this week: first, this, then this. I must show my gratitude. Now where did those presidential kneepads go...?

3) The reader reaction to this awesome Gawker post really reinforces my belief that, by and large, people are crazy, narrow-minded assholes. I whipped my tits out any damn where I pleased to nurse the kid and never gave it a second thought. You want to tell a screaming one year old she can't have her milk, you be my guest. Otherwise, avert your eyes if you don't want to look at my knockers, prudy pants.

4) In happier news, this made my geeky little heart explode. The thought of making sugary, edible mathematical surfaces is nearly more than I can bear. I know what my summer project is going to be! Thanks, Boing Boing!

5) Finally, um, ew.

10 comments:

knitty kitty said...

What is so gross about my email inbox?

I can't believe people and their hatred of boobs when they are doing what the were meant to do. If Maggie or anyone else wants to whip it out to feed their kid then we get up in arms, but if lindsay lohan has a "wardrobe malfunction" it's the greatest thing ever.

When I have a kid, when it is hungry, I will whip it out.

Übermilf said...

yes... email inbox is what I got too.

And I'm guessing you know where I, a mommy, stand on the feeding issue. My favorite is the guy who compared taking a shit to feeding a baby.

Actually, there's a fetish site for him, too, but I'm not willing to look it up.

Sysm said...

1. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

2. I'd vote for him again. Her? Not so much.

3. Boob catheters. Wave of the future.

4. I would so love to go to the Maker Faire. The life-sized Mouse Trap! the Flaming Lotus Girls! I could to without the Cyclecide. Geek clowns are still clowns. I'll have no truck with that.

5. Ditto. Linkage brokage.

Bugwit said...

Love Mr. Bill. Guys wanna hang with him, girls wanna do him. And now he's the crossword puzzler!


I love Maggie G. The funny thing is that some of the same people who can't wait for the nude scenes in her movies also object to her breastfeeding. Sounds like an internal problem.

Bugwit said...

Oops, I forgot: How dare you participate in the 'Swift-Boating' of the blow job. If this costs me the next erection, I'm going to blame YOU!

miss kendra said...

maggie's boobs are totally welcome on my computer monitor any time.

Tits McGee said...

Knitty - Uh, yeah. Sorry about that. The link's fixed now. As for you whipping it out, WOO! As for L-Lo's "wardrobe malfunctions," when it's her sorry-looking bald little chocha being exposed, it's not so great, really.

Übie - ::shudders:: And I knew for sure which side of the issue you'd fall out on, because you are a right-on sister.

Sysm - Then I am strong as an ox, my friend. ;) As for Maker Faire, the life-sized Mouse Trap made me squee!

Bug - Yes, emphatically, to both points in your first comment. As for the second, I can assure you that no threat of oral cancer will stop me from enjoying my favorite leisuretime activity. Let's just hope the ladies out there agree.

Kendra - And how.

Spinning Girl said...

oh.


god.


spiders,


spiiiiderssssss.

in.


ear.

Spring said...

Ew, spiders in the ear. One of my all-time fears is bugs crawling in my ears. I think it goes back to that star trek movie, the wrath of kahn, and the worms in the ears.

So, did the doc check to make sure those spiders didn't lay any eggs in that ear???

Ugh...

jiggs said...

that sugar thing is awesome. I wonder if the jiggs/tasty household might build one...