1) Dennis Kucinich, my elvish boyfriend, is teh awesomest congressman and presidential candidate EVAR and I so want him to take me to his land of wee folk and make me his giant bride.
2) This is the best thing I've ever read.
3) This is fucking rad.
4) So is this. Suck it, Christians!
5) Finally, all I can say about this is thank you. Thank you, Ms. Lynch and Mr. Tillman. Your country thanks you.
BONUS: Do you have any idea how many people are finding my blog lately by doing Google searches for "nancy pelosi's boobs" or "nancy pelosi + bra size" or "nancy pelosi big boob pix?" Seriously. It's fascinating.
4/24/07
top 5 sources of joy today
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11 comments:
1. I just wish the little squirt were electable. Love his politics. Love his sense of justice.
2. Good thing I use a pseudonym. "Alberto.Gonzales@usdoj.gov"
3. That's what God did on the 9th Day.
4. I thought it would've taken to 2112 to get that done.
5. Let's hear it for Waxman, too.
Awwww...elvish Dennis Kucinich...
those were just delightful, thank you!
How is it I am gone from blogging for a few days and I miss all thse fun posts? Oy Tits, I have a lot of catching up to do!
I love me a new Earth-like planet.
But they have to give it a better name than 581-c. Todd would be good. Planet Todd.
1. this was the best collection of words i've read all day.
2. that's why i use spit and determination. (one of spinnerina's favorite phrases.)
3. holy crap.
4. i'm with sysm.
5. finally.
When I was in the army - drinking too much and playing way too much d&d, a couple friends and I decided to change the religious preference on our dog tags from 'no preference' to 'Satanism' just for laughs.
One guy chickened out, but my friend Travis was successful. My company clerk was a devout Babtist and refused to forward the paperwork. He seemed to fear me after that.
wait... do you have naked nancy pelosi pics? cuz I'd pay a small fortune to get some.
I don't care if someone wants to put a picture of the Three Stooges on his/her tombstone -- if they gave their lives in the service of our country, they should get what they want.
I just hate when they call Wicca an "ancient religion," which it is not.
Also, if Dennis Kucinich is so un-electable, why do I know so many people who like him?
Sysm - #2 made me spit out my drink when I read it. I so love you.
Madge - I know, right?! He's adorable.
Knitty - You are most welcome.
Naynay - Baby, I am woefully behind on my blog visits, so please don't feel bad.
BE - Hi! I would so rock it on Plant Todd.
Kendra - #2? Painfully hawt and adorable.
Bug - That's awesome.
Jiggs - I wish. She's got some sweet knockers, no?
Übie - Must be all those "fringe elements" you hang out with, you big freak, you. Seriously, though, I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.
Astroglide is made in heaven.
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