Mike Gravel? Awesomely Insane.
Obama's crazy hot, but where's the fire tonight? ::yawns::
Hillary's looking pretty good. Let's see if she can keep it together.
Okay, Biden got a laugh out of his "yes" response to the question about whether he could reassure voters that he'd stop sticking his damn foot in his mouth. That was kind of cute.
John Edwards is so pretty, but as a licensed cosmetologist, I feel compelled to note that I could do a lot better than that for $400. Seriously, the whole heavily laquered, side part business just has to go.
Speaking of which, Richardson just got in a good dig on Edwards by saying that America doesn't want "blow-dried" candidates. Heh.
Show of hands questions? Retarded.
Did Edwards really say "high falutin'?" Awww. That's cute.
Dennis Kucinich? Totally my new boyfriend. Did you see when he pulled out his little pocket constitution?! I had to go change my pants.
Hillary? Shrillery.
Did I mention that Mike Gravel is crazy?
Okay, that was entertaining enough, but no real surprises. Everyone pretty much held their own, and no one really bared their claws. Well, except for Mike Gravel, who is clearly in need of medication. It might have been more fun if I had been drinking more heavily. That goes for most things, though.
4/26/07
semi-liveblogging the first campaign 2008 democratic primary debate
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John Kerry, in the Huffington Post, said "Speak out, stay active ... the GOP is teetering on the brink over this. And it's time to start giving them a push. That's how we win a fight to set America back on the right course."
Wow. Actual inspiring words from Mr. Kerry. Who would have thought.
(Mr. Obama's campaign HQ is in my building. We're drunk with proximity).
We're doomed.
Hey Sysm! My HQ building is shared by John McCain. Is used to like that crazy old bastard. Boy did he bet on the wrong horse when he hitched his wagon to W.
How's that for mixing metaphors?
Remember when politicians weren't all douchebags?
Me either.
Nick - I disagree. Here in Illinois, we've been lucky enough to have Adlai Stevenson, Paul Simon, Dick Durbin, Barack Obama.
And, oh yeah, that Lincoln fella.
Tits! What the hell happened to Obama?
Sigh. Yes, Kucinich is cool. Always has been in his own way and the only one with any balls. He has always stuck with his views even when few people cared. And the DOP campaign? Why the hell not?
Obama sounds too much like Osama. There is no way he will ever make it to the third round.
Sysm - How do you possibly contain yourself?! I would grab my presidential kneepads and start hammering on his door, begging to "support his campaign."
Todd - I can always count on you to brighten my day.
Bug - I think it must keep John McCain up at night, knowing what a profound mistake it was to have, as you said, hitched his wagon to W. I mean, it's well-documented that he hates Bush's guts, so to have his own campaign brought down by his association with a man he hates...oof.
Nick - Now, now. There are a few exceptions, dear.
Sysm - Exactly.
Lily - I know, right?! I was so disappointed. And Kucinich? ::swoons::
Bostick - I would like to think better of America, but, sadly, I think I'd just be deluding myself.
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