happy earth day!

Okay, I've got a little Earth Day Top 5 for you, then I need to go dump the rest of the bacon baklava in the trash (I know, I know, I should compost, but at least it's biodegradable, right?), because that shit is fucking dangerous and can no longer remain in my house.

1) I know the Gore camp is already denying it, but I don't think my boyfriend would be saying shit like this is there wasn't still a decent chance of it happening. Man, oh, man, the thought of this has had me tingly all day.

2) This delights me no end. Poor Karl! He was "insulted!" In fact, I'll bet he cried himself to sleep over it on his dirty little bed of lies and money.

3) I found this deeply moving.

4) This, not so much. Although, you know, big ups to Xzibit and all.

5) And why do I care that it's Earth Day? I dunno, maybe because of shit like this.

Seriously, people. Ride your fucking bike to work.

Okay, on to the fun stuff! I would like to thank all of you who made my Bacon Party such a delightful event. My boobs are still recovering. But now it's time to announce the winners of the prizes! The prize for best bacon recipe goes to Sysm, for a recipe that managed to disgust, intrigue, and arouse me simultaneously. The prize for best bacon apparel goes to Miss Kendra, whose bacon-covered nipples will haunt my dreams. The prize for best bacon party game goes to Joe Powell, who now totally owes me a round of Pig Mania (which you may play online here). Finally, a very special Honorable Mention goes to the lovely Spinning Girl, for providing photographic evidence of naked bacon microwaving. If the four of you would please email me your mailing addresses, your prizes will soon be on their way to you. As if my pancetta pasties weren't prize enough.

Oh, and in personal news, SUCK IT, NEW YORK!!!